• *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it, this is the end for me. I had a good life.
  • *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now. How am I going to go on? Holy shit!
  • *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack. Is this what cardiac arrest is?
  • *A cop walks by*: Here I go, about to get arrested. I probably murdered someone. I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time.
  • *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school.
  • *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer.
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
  • Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
  • Brother: that's not fair
  • Mom: DO AS I SAY.
  • Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
  • Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
  • Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
If you’re reading this and you don’t reblog, One Direction won’t be the father of your children.

he-belongs-to-lou-not-you:

forks-r-the-future:


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The three different kinds of exam takers.

Unfortunately, 90% of Tumblr users will not reblog this. One Direction are sexy. But the 10% who do have excellent eyesight.

blue-eyed-irish:

imnotbroke-justbrokenhearted:

Yup. Great eye sight.

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Reblog this if you AREN’T homophobic.

laughingstation:

Just want to see how many of my followers actually reblog this.

IT’S OKAY

TO BE GAY

I WON’T MIND

IF YOU LIKE YOUR KIND

IT’S OKAY

TO BE GAY

I’D STILL LOVE YOU

AND OTHERS WILL TOO

people are fine by me.

everyone should reblog this

for the gifs XD

this is so….. .__.’ *reblogs*

 

You will laugh out loud!

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When people say they like my blog I calmly say thank you with a smiley but on the inside I want to bake you a cake and make you a mixed CD filled with all your old favorite songs that you can’t remember anymore so that when you play it you feel all nostalgic and happy and then throw glitter at you because I love you.

(Source: louisthrustingskills)

“I didn’t like The Hunger Games.”

“Josh Hutcherson didn’t make a good Peeta.”

“Jennifer Lawrence is fat.”

“Rue, Cinna, and Thresh shouldn’t of been black.”

“How do you ship them when they are dead?”

“I hate Katniss.”

“I think Robert would make a great Finnick!”

“Who is Madge?”

“I don’t need to read the first book! Cause I saw the movie!”

“When does Hunger Games 2 come out?”

In conclusion:

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